Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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