Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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