worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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