That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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