So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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