i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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