And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
tell me about the fingering
Randomize