I wanna passion pit in your ass
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I looked at my own cervix.
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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