I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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