took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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