Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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