I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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