I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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