It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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