I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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