Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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