It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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