either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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