i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i came on her dog
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
