you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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