Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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