She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
worst night to have a conscience
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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