You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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