I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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