If that was your dad, he is hot
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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