dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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