I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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