If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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