Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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