my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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