The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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