Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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