I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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