oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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