I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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