I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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