..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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