Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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