i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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