Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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