don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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