defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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