Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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