Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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