dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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