I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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