My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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