Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
worst night to have a conscience
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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