Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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