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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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