I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Randomize
