So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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