I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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