I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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