Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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